"The Mustache: If you grow it, hits will come!"
And he was wearing a fake mustache. It could very well be true love, so dude, if you're out there, I'm single.
ETA: Speaking of true love, heros and mustaches...Johnny Damon shaved his, but managed to go 6 for 6 and in the process knock in both the game tying (8th inning) and game winning (9th inning) runs. Never thought I'd say this* but I've come to enjoy his presence on the team. His postgame interviews are my favorite.
*Except for the fact that I did 2 years ago. Ha.