Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my pride and joy this Halloween:
the Conan O'Brien O'Lantern! (Pattern here) Enjoy all your candy!
At times like this, I wish there were a formal designation in English to distinguish between the Yankee fans who only give a crap about winning, and the rest of us. I get the feeling it's the first group that influences some of the choices the Yankee brass make, and I like it fine when the team wins, but mostly, I just like it when the team plays. Plays baseball. Because that's the point.